Eating Mr. Noodles raw and throwing away the flavour packets.
Using my salon shampoo to wash your body.
Taking only 3 bites out of each chicken drumstick and throwing the rest in the garbage, only to complain 30 minutes later that you're hungry (and then eating 3 Mr. Noodles raw)
Dumping out half a bag of milk because it has been in the fridge for 3 days.
Telling me to buy you the cinnamon toothpaste cause thats what you use and knowing that I dont, you use all of my mint toothpaste and use your cinnamon toothpaste only twice, leaving me with nothing.
Chain smoking your whole carton of smokes in less than a week only to steal from mine leaving the apartment empty of all cigarettes and both of us miserable.
Drinking MY case of pop first instead of your iced tea, knowing that I don't like iced tea and wont drink it, leaving me with water and you with your iced tea.
Using 3/4 of a bag of milk for your jethro sized bowl of cereal (that you only eat HALF of) leaving us with no milk for coffee for the rest of the week.
Putting half a jar of miracle whip into a bowl when you only use about a tablespoons worth and then throwing the rest in the garbage.
A FULL BOTTLE OF KETCHUP IN TWO DAYS??!?!
Taking coins from the laundry money to buy coffee in the morning (which you never finish) when we have perfectly good coffee here @ home.
"How much do you have?"
"$15 til pay day"
"Ok, Just get milk, bread and a container of OJ, we'll need some money for milk half way through the week"
"Okay. Be right back."
"What is all that?"
"Pop tarts and chips"
"Where's the bread?"
"Didnt get any."
"Do you have any of that $15 left?"
"No. I bought this stuff @ the variety store. It's more expensive and I didn't have any money left for bread."
"Or milk?"
"Oops."
Using my salon shampoo to wash your body.
Taking only 3 bites out of each chicken drumstick and throwing the rest in the garbage, only to complain 30 minutes later that you're hungry (and then eating 3 Mr. Noodles raw)
Dumping out half a bag of milk because it has been in the fridge for 3 days.
Telling me to buy you the cinnamon toothpaste cause thats what you use and knowing that I dont, you use all of my mint toothpaste and use your cinnamon toothpaste only twice, leaving me with nothing.
Chain smoking your whole carton of smokes in less than a week only to steal from mine leaving the apartment empty of all cigarettes and both of us miserable.
Drinking MY case of pop first instead of your iced tea, knowing that I don't like iced tea and wont drink it, leaving me with water and you with your iced tea.
Using 3/4 of a bag of milk for your jethro sized bowl of cereal (that you only eat HALF of) leaving us with no milk for coffee for the rest of the week.
Putting half a jar of miracle whip into a bowl when you only use about a tablespoons worth and then throwing the rest in the garbage.
A FULL BOTTLE OF KETCHUP IN TWO DAYS??!?!
Taking coins from the laundry money to buy coffee in the morning (which you never finish) when we have perfectly good coffee here @ home.
"How much do you have?"
"$15 til pay day"
"Ok, Just get milk, bread and a container of OJ, we'll need some money for milk half way through the week"
"Okay. Be right back."
"What is all that?"
"Pop tarts and chips"
"Where's the bread?"
"Didnt get any."
"Do you have any of that $15 left?"
"No. I bought this stuff @ the variety store. It's more expensive and I didn't have any money left for bread."
"Or milk?"
"Oops."
*pulls hair out and jumps off the balcony*
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