See... all it took was a few bong hits, and some free time (exactly 5722.547 hours of free time), and the recipe was simple.
4 Condor eggs
1 Paperclip (unfolded)
1 Slice of fairycake ( preferrably of the mint chocolate chip variety, for enhanced time recognition)
4 Stuffed bears (unstuffed)
14 Cups of chuck norris' beard hair (donated, for you will never, EVER live to tell the tale of "that time you tried to steal chuck norris' beard")
2 Nickels
4 Quarters
2 Rubberbands
and finally
1 Mallet
Combine all ingredients, and strike the test subject with mallet. no word of a lie, the test subject will be hurled forward in time, with no recollection of the time passed since activating the 'on' switch (mallet).
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